“Homosexuality is God’s way of insuring that the truly gifted aren’t burdened with children.”
-Sam Austin

“I’m not really a homosexual. I just help them out when they’re busy.”
-Frank Carson

“There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats.”
-Elton John

“The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn’t mean that God doesn’t love heterosexuals. It’s just that they need more supervision.”
-Lynn Lavner

“If homosexuality is a disease, let’s all call in queer to work: ‘Hello. Can’t work today, still queer.’”
-Robin Tyler

“It always seemed to me a bit pointless to disapprove of homosexuality. It’s like disapproving of rain.”
-Francis Maude

“Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating themselves on the introduction of an antigay bill in Congress. If it passes, they won’t be able to shake hands, because it will then be illegal for a prick to touch an asshole.”
-Judy Carter

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LESSON NINE

Now lets turn to another portion of your partner’s anatomy which should not be ignored-the family jewels.  Here are two objects which can enhance your partner’s feelings more than any other.  Many people do not think of the balls as primary sexual objects.  Many men are extremely sensitive and just as in lesson eight there must be a certain amount of trust built up between the two of you before he will willingly let you have undisputed use of these two pearls of delight!  For today’s lesson begin by gently licking his balls with your tongue.  As your partner becomes more trusting you may begin to play with his nipples with your fingers gradually increasing or decreasing the intensity
as you gauge how he is responding.  You may want to gently caress his cock with your hand while you are bathing his balls with your tongue.

Remember that the balls are extremely sensitive to pain and he will lose his trust in you if you do not respect any limits he places on them just as you have the right to place limits on the back of your throat until you are completely ready to receive him.  It is possible once you have built up this trust to take both his balls in your mouth.  He will be more receptive to this if you thoroughly wet them with your tongue prior to taking them into your mouth.  Unless your partner is into the new fad of complete body shaving he will have tiny hairs on his testicles.  By giving the balls a complete tongue bath prior to taking them into your mouth, you will have pressed these hairs down along the surface of the sac and will not inadvertently cause pain by pulling on them.  This may seem a small lesson but you will discover an entirely new world of sensations for your partner when you take the time to get to know his testicles!

LESSON EIGHT

Today we will practice mastering physical reaction that must be alleviated before the art of deep penetration can fully be enjoyed.  The natural tendency of the body to gag when a foreign object such as a deeply thrusting cock being forced down your throat.  You can overcome this tendency by completely relaxing your throat at moment the insertion is made.  It is equally important that you maintain this relaxation during the entire deep throating.  Let him put his cock down your throat and hold it still while you find the most comfortable way to proceed.  Because of your position you will not be able to move or to offer him any greater stimulation than simply keeping your mouth tightly closed around his throbbing cock.  If you are able try to stimulate his underbelly with your tongue, do it! 

You will only be able to relax and take his cock in this way if you completely thrust your partner.  Your partner is in full control.  He must initiate and maintain all the motion.  This is the only exercise in which you relinquish your control of the situation to your partner.  He will relish this for the simple fact that for the first time he can insert his cock as deeply down your throat as he wants to.  Now your partner begins an in and out movement that is just like fucking.  He should start slowly, especially if this is a completely new experience for the two of you.  After all, if he hurts you, he cuts himself off from one of the great pleasures in life.  His only other requirement during this exercise is to keep the motion in the same direction throughout this oral exercise as there is simply no leeway for him to vary the motion from side to side. 

One other word of caution.  Don’t let your partner get carried away at the moment he starts to cum.  At that spectacular moment, he will be able for the first time to thrust his cock all the way inside your oral cavity and that is the most important lesson of this exercise!  His only other requirement during the exercise isto keep the motion in the same against your lips as he cums.  Because of your position in bed you will not be faced with the problem of swallowing his cum.  And this is not just because he has a condom on his dick.  The reason is because he has gotten his cock BEYOND your gag reflex!  Without the rubber his cum would shoot directly into your stomach!  If both you and your partner understand what it is that you are trying to do as well as the possible problems that may “cum” up along the way no harm or discomfort will happen to either of you.

It is possible that not everyone will learn the “deep throat” technique but this inability does not make you any less a cocksucker.  You must allow your throat to relax completely while your partner is thrusting his cock this deeply down your throat.  To do this long enough for your partner to completely get it off is very difficult and may require practice beyond this day.  It may be that you will be able to take your partner completely down your throat, but you will not be able to maintain proper relaxation of your throat to until he shoots his load. 

Hopefully your partner will understand that this is not a rejection of him or of what he is offering you, and it is my sincere desire that you not stop here and think that you will never master the “deep throat” technique.  Continue to practice this lesson.  I know couples who have devoted ten months to this lesson alone.  Continue to practice this technique because your practice will allow you to take his cock deeper into your throat each time and for longer periods of time.  Ultimately you will succeed.  If you have the desire you will get this one down pat!

LESSON SEVEN

One of the first things you encountered when you first started to suck cock was a gag reflex.  Most men seem to want to force their cocks down your throat as far as they can get it.  Particularly at the moment when they cum!  Consider for a moment that the average length of your oral cavity is three to three and a half inches while the average Caucasian cock length is five to five and a half inches.  The laws of nature would seem to dictate that getting all that cock into your mouth is an impossibility.  It can be done.  You probably know someone who can do it.  It is possible to master the necessary technique.  I don’t want to be boring, but if you understand your anatomy you will begin to understand the requirements that allow you to take his hard cock into your mouth and down your throat.  The biggest obstacle to taking all of his cock down your throat is the fact that there is a bend of almost ninety degrees behind your tongue leading down into your throat.  So the first thing to do is get the cock past that angle.

Get past the angle of the dangle!  In order to practice this, get in a position where you can turn your head in such a way that your mouth and throat lie almost in a straight line.  The best position to accomplish this is to lie on a bed so that your head is near the edge with your body sprawled across the bed so that your head is tipped sharply back.  This position will put your mouth and throat nearly in a line and will allow your partner to approach you in such a way that insertion of his cock can be made so deeply that his pubic hair presses against your lips.

So how do you translate this information into a mind blowing orgasms for your sweetie?  First you’ve got to develop an understanding of the anatomy.  The prostate lies directly over the perineum, the space between the anus and the back of the testicles.  If you or your partner are at all squeamish about your playing proctologist and exploring the neither regions of his lower rectum, then the good news is that you can stimulate this spot by applying pressure to this area outside the body.  Just find that middle point and along that inch and a half space behind his testicles and press firmly with your thumb.

It would help the process considerably, if you happen to stimulate his penis before, during and after you go for the serious acupressure on his perineum.  It just makes things go much smoother, and the resulting lubrication and increased blood flow tend to increase the swelling of the prostate, and let you reach the P-spot from behind his testicles.  Besides, even the most novice of sexual animals will realize that most men will sit still through your geographical navigation’s if their penis is getting even some attention.

Once you’ve mastered the external pressure, and you’ve got short, clean
fingernails, you can gear up to some gentle, internal massaging.  The anus is full of nerve endings, and provided you are sensitive to the delicate nature of rectal tissue, most men find that this kind of anal play can take love making into the WOW zone. 

From here finding the P-spot is pretty straight forward.  After a short exploration, the walnut-like structure of the prostate will be apparent.  Move it gently back and forth and bingo, the sensations he’s been experiencing from your ongoing penis manipulations should be very much enhanced.  One final suggestion, for the try-this-at-home instruction manual, is to consider using a slender vibrator to do your work for you.  The sphincter muscle at the opening of the anus is strong, and the resulting pressure on your finger can be significant after awhile.  Using vibrators, that are small, narrow and powerful, and can really enhance his orgasm.

The experience of P-spot stimulation feels “different” as I’ve heard it described by the men I’ve interviewed.  It feels great, it feels sexual, but it doesn’t feel like a run-of-the-mill penis orgasm.  The same description is often heard by women describing the difference between clitoral and G-spot orgasms.  It’s fun, and if your partner can relax and trust your inquisitive nature to figure out to how to have him singing a chorus of Hallelujah’s with a little P-spot play, then your reputation as a great lover is well on it’s way to being cemented.

The variety in experiences with the P-spot arises because we are talking about men and not toaster ovens.  This description should be a close but not a perfect fit for most men.  It’s a given that there is some variation for each individual partner you may try this out on.  As well, don’t be disappointed that the earth doesn’t move for your lover the first time you engage the P-spot.  It takes practice, communication, and loads of foreplay to hit all the right buttons. 

 So, unfortunately (or rather fortunately), being known as a Sex God takes “hands on training” rather than clicking your heels together, befriending a genie, or wishing on a star.  That being said however, a little elbow grease (or at least lube), and map of the P-spot, may be all the magic you really need.

 author my friend Ernie Garcia  at  erniespleasurechest

A sex toy created specifically for anal use; may take the form of a vibrator, dildo, butt plug or beads. Anal vibrators, plugs and dildos have flared or extra-long bases to ensure they do not travel too far into the rectum and may be made of any material.  Often these types of anal toys will feature a curved tip for prostate stimulation in men.  Anal beads and balls are groupings of sphere-shaped beads strung together (some may be attached to a battery pack for vibration) and can be used during climax by pulling out bead by bead to enhance orgasm.  These should be made of one continual, sturdy strand of material with an easy-to-grip handle on one end.  These, too, may be made of any material, with jelly and latex being the most popular.  Firm silicone is also a good choice of materials for anal toys, because it lasts so long.  I would also suggest buying anal toys in darker colors, then, they always look clean, if you know what I mean?

LESSON SIX

There is one further refinement to this basic technique which will heighten his orgasm.  If you place your thumb at the very base of the penis in such a way as to block the tube through which the cum spurts, the semen cannot escape even though he is spasming and going through the reflex action of ejaculating semen.  If at the same time you suck vigorously on the head of his cock you can delay his cum for several long moments. 

When you finally allow the cum to spurt it will last much longer and be just as intense as a result.  Even though you delay the cum for only a few short moments you will be surprised by the intensity of his cum.

These techniques are the basis of cocksucking.  Do not go beyond them until you have become an expert, not only in the techniques themselves, but also in the reading and interpreting of your partner’s responses to such a point that you know exactly how he is getting off on what you are doing.  When you have reached this point, you are ready for the more subtle, more advanced techniques. 

Don’t be so slavish that you miss out on the fun of self discovery.  Find out what works for you and for your partner and make your cocksucking as individual as your signature.  After all, you want your man to pick you out in the dark among hundred slobbering cocksuckers.

LESSON FIVE

Right now lets discuss a technique that is probably the most common cocksucking technique in the world.  Take his cock in your mouth but not deeply. We will get to deep throating later on.  It’s great, not over-rated, but if you want to be an expert at deep throat start with the right techniques and work your way down, so to speak.  Take his cock in your mouth by sliding your moistened tongue lovingly over the head until your lips close around the shaft at the point justbehind the corona.  Don’t just open your mouth and close it around his cock.  Slide it in.  He will enjoy it much more.  Encase the shaft of his penis with your hand.

Remember the shaft is relatively insensitive to any kind of stimulation.  By enclosing his penis with your hand you give him the sensation of having his penis encased.  Now you have several options.  Try twisting your head from side to side making sure your moist lips stay in contact with the coronal ridge.  While doing this gently move your hand up and down the shaft.  When he climaxes he may want to push your head further down the shaft of his penis.  He wants to envelop you with his cock.

As you are learning his climax you will miss the fine points if you deep throat at this time.  Instead gently suck around the corona as he climaxes so that you can intensify his pleasure and increase the force of his orgasm.  As you gain more experience you will be able to tell exactly when his climax is approaching and you will be ready for that initial spurt out the rubber.

LESSON FOUR

With your man sitting in an elevated position and you on your knees in front of him lift his hard cock to reveal his balls.  With your tongue find the underside of his balls.  Now, while resting his balls on your wet tongue, lick in an upward motion to the very tip of his cock.  It is permissible to use your hands in this technique.  It is better to do this technique several times in succession-like licking a lollipop or ice cream cone.

I grew up down south, and one thing about southern boys, we learn early how to get if off quickly when the need is there.  The lollipop lick is the one technique in this tutorial which few men can tolerate for long periods of time without cumming.